thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

new-evitron:

i dunno why people are confused about why cask of amontillado is catching on, it’s easily poe’s funniest damn story

dude says at the beginning “man. i hate this fucking guy. i’m the pettiest bitch of all time. i’m gonna get him”

and then his friend is so drunk that he’s like sure man! i’ll go into your weird Hell Cellar for some dope ass amontillado

and then he just gets fuckin walled in there with no twist at all. the twist is that the protag ended up doing what he intended to do while being completely suspicious and not at all hiding his animosity. and the clown guy is a fucking rube and had every chance to NOT die and didn’t take them. it’s fucking funny

Protagonist: i’m gonna fuckin wall u up alive

Victim: hahahahaha you absolute madman you ledge of banter

(Later)

Protagonist: i am walling u up alive now

Victim: I NEVER SAW THIS COMING