Sirius : Hey, Potters, can I sleep on your couch after the party?
Lily : No, you can’t. We’re sleeping on the couch.
Sirius: What? Why?
Lily : Because the bed is… is kind of… broken.
Sirius :
Sirius : The bed is… James, you DOG! I didn’t know you had it in you!
James : Trust me, it’s way less cool than it sounds.
Lily : He didn’t even need me to break the bed.
Sirius : Well that’s just sad.
James : NOT LIKE THAT!
Lily : He was dancing to the Twist and Shout and jumped on the bed so hard that it broke under him.
Sirius : OK, that sounds a lot more like something James would have done.