flamingno:

the internet is a danger and i think we all need to be aware of the kind of language our children are using there!!!! here’s a handy slang guide for parents

• OMG: ogle my girth
• BRB: boobs really bounce
• SMH: stroking my hoo-hah
• KMS: kiss my scrotum
• WTF: wow! titty-fucking!
• TTYL: touch titties? yes, let’s.
• JFC: jizz fun, cool!
• PKMN: pokemon