defeatthepeace:

mbtipartyblog:

The Only Child:

• has actually talked to their parents more than once
• i mean, i imagine you’d kinda have to unless you get friends
• probably has considered running away on multiple occasions, hell even if their parents are chill it’d at least be interesting
• will probably go wild in college. Either that or just…carry on.
• all around fascinating human being 

The First Born:

• Elsa probably
• Their internal monologue is just screaming
• So filtered that no one knows what they actually think of them
• genuinely good at things, but since they’re the first kid, they set the standard and they get stuck in this loop of believing they’ll never be good enough even though they’re /more/ than competent
• can’t straight up tell people that they dislike them

The Middle Child:

• Literally Can’t Do Anything Right
• The only member of the family who’s allowed to make Mistakes
• hates conflict but is simultaneously really fucking confrontational
• Hasn’t felt an emotion other than :~) in three years
• crafts their personality into a complete joke in anticipation of no one taking them seriously, living in a constant state of uncertainty as to whether or not their actions are genuinely ironic

The Second Child-A:

• Type-A Personality
• The list of things they’ve never done reads: “Gotten Less than a 96%, Fallen, Made a Fool of themselves In Public, etc.”
• Superhuman
• Seems suspiciously like the kind of person who reminds the teacher to give homework because they need to keep their 140% in Bio.
• They don’t even need to be part of your family, they’ll still be your mom’s favorite child– you’re not even jealous, you’re just like “Same”. 

The Second Child-T:

• *the impossible dream plays softly from a distance*
• like the Middle Child but engineered to be Better,
• making it twice as devastating when they inevitably ruin everything    
• probably believes they’ve accidentally wronged the universe on some personal level and lives their life overcompensating for something they did when they were like 9-years-old
• has been fixated on the same goal for the past 7 years

The Youngest of Three: 

• The Only Good One
• is aware of that fact
• has their life together, drinks more water than you will in your entire life, runs a twitter with more than 40k followers, and is only 8-years-old
• cried for like three hours because they couldn’t draw a sunflower 
• so many friends, they all just kinda blur together 

The Youngest in a Line of Many:

• has all of the talent. 
• If your lucky, some of their talent will rub off on you.
• also has all of the independence, and could probably beat you in an argument at any time of the day regardless of who’s right
• Sometimes they’re like “I had to fistfight my brother for a sandwich once” and you think they’re joking around
• they’re not joking around

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER WRITTEN WHAT THE HECK