thebardofgallifrey:

no-regert:

Hi my name is Ebenezer Scrooge and I have thin white hair and a blak hat and icy blue eyes like urchins tears and a lot of people tell me I look like a cruel old man (hint: i am and if u dont like it get te fuck outa here) . I’m not related to Jacob Marley and im glad because he majorly fucking sucks and hes dead. I I have pale white skin. I’m a dick(in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love money and I hate Christmas. For example today I was wearing a black top hat with a matching black coat. I was walking outside town. It was Christmas Eve. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of happy people stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Bah Humbug

I am woefully upset over the fact that I recognized what this is a parody of.