aonomiki:

detective conan things that are never not going to be funny to me:

• gin and vodka deciding that an amusement park is an excellent location to do a blackmail tradeoff
• gin and vodka riding a roller coaster, dressed as they always are
• heiji thinking it’s 110% a good idea to give a small child Chinese booze as a cure for the common cold
• will heiji ever learn how to properly carry a child? probably not
• sera kicking kid in the fucking face
• kid running for his damn life from makoto and tbh who can blame him
• that one time makoto couldn’t figure out when sonoko planned to show up at their meeting spot so he just decided he’d camp out there possibly all year until she came around
• ngl that one time conan got beaned on the head by a tennis racket was hilarious