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[At bowling night] 

Cecil: (whispers) Carlos kissed me.

Old Women Josie: [Gasps] Okay, so… was he holding you? Or were his hands, like, on your back?

Cecil: No, actually first they were… They started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

Old women Josie: Oh my, God!  

[In the laboratory near Big Rico’s pizza]

Carlos: I kissed Cecil

Rachel: Tongue?

Carlos: (Smirk) Yeah.

Rachel: Cool.