Camp Half-Blood: Everyone is welcome here!!!
Camp Half-Blood: Monster? Satyr? Goddess? Sprite? Welcome home!
Camp Half-Blood: Not a fighter? Wanna just forge/invent all day? You’re not alone!!!
Camp Half-Blood: You don’t really have to fight if you don’t want to!!!
Camp Half-Blood: Really conventionally feminine? Love make-up? Gossip? Match making? You’ll fit right in!
Camp Half-Blood: Are you pretty young? That’s okay! Camp welcomes you!
Camp Half-Blood: Not good with authority? No worries. We’re chill here.
Camp Half-Blood: Wanna just sleep all day long? We have just the place for you!
Camp Half-Blood: Not good at following directions? You are among friends.
Camp Half-Blood: Scaredy cat? We have magic creatures who have literally dedicated their entire lives to keeping you safe.
Camp Half-Blood: Wanna spend your life in an environment of sister hood? without men? I can introduce you to someone. (I’ll miss you though.)
Camp Half-Blood: Confused? You know where the big house is!
Camp Half-Blood: Unbridled aggression and anger issues? No brainer!
Camp Half-Blood: You’ve gone through so much. I’m so proud that you made it. I love you.
Camp Jupiter: You will be eaten by a wolf.
Camp Half-Blood:
Camp Jupiter: Literally consumed. By an actual wolf.
Camp Half-Blood:
Camp Jupiter: She’ll probably make a dumb joke about it too.

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