Who You should Fight: EAH pt. 1

rebelliouslyeverafter:

Raven Queen: No??? first off she doesn’t want to fight and second she could kill you easily. Bad idea.

Apple White: Do it. She needs this as much as you do.

Maddie Hatter: Don’t fight her. We don’t what she’s capable of she doesn’t know whats she’s capable of. She pulleD A CHAINSAW FROM THAT HAT NO.

Briar Beauty: Go for it. You’ll have a good time either way and she’ll probably take you out shopping or something after.

Cerise Hood: She will be too worried about her secret, which is good bc you would lose. Badly. But she doesn’t want to fight you, unless you’re Ramona.

Ashlynn Ella: She will win. She will visit you in the hospital and pay your bills. She will befriend your family. They will like her better than you. So no, don’t fight her.

Cedar Wood: She’s too sweet! but even if you wanted you fight Cedar, could you? She’s made of wood, it would hurt you more than it would hurt her,

Blondie Lockes: I’m not sure. So yeah, fight Blondie, for knowledge’s sake. Just make sure porridge isn’t involved or she will destroy you.

Hunter Huntsman: Yes he is strong from working in the woods with his father. But he is also a vegan cheerleader you CANNOT lose this fight.

Daring Charming: 50/50 chance unless you aim for his face. 

Darling Charming: she would destroy you, but it would be an honor.

Dexter Charming: No??? If you hurt him I’ll fight you myself??

Duchess Swan: Bad idea. She has the swan’s natural viciousness and a dancer’s physical prowess you would lose.

Sparrow Hood: Do it. Fight him right now. Charge money we all want to see this.