fun gender neutral ways to greet your friends!

smarmyanarchist:

• ‘sup fuckers
• whats good u fuckin homestucks
• yall figure out how to hex the ruling class yet or do we gotta go over the basics again?
• guess what i stole!!!
• alright, who summoned the eldritch monstrosity in the closet
• shut the fuck up none of you are gamers
• WHOOOO’S READY TO RUUUUUMMMMBLEEE