Heathers in a Nutshell

Beautiful: veronica? being unpopular? it’s more likely than you thin- wait nevermind the color coded gays are here to save the day
Candy Store: give the note to fat and step into my store of treats while i high kick into oblivion
Fight For Me: p l ease p u n ch m e t oo
Freeze Your Brain: i stick my dick in slushies ok IT HELPS ME VERONICA YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND
Big Fun: Y O U N E E D A J E L L O S H O T
Dead Girl Walking: let’s break the emo’s dick haha fun
Me Inside of Me: i said chandler are you dead, she said, “yEAh, i’m dead”
Blue: my male genitalia is a shade of blue
Our Love is God: the dinosaurs are D E A D
My Dead Gay Son: gay fishing trip affair
Seventeen: love me you emo fuck
Shine A Light: ah yes singing can cure depression
Lifeboat: aLL MY FRIENDS ARE D E A D PUSH ME TO THE E D G E
Shine A Light (Reprise): the green is a M E A N
Kindergarten Boyfriend: ram please love me i have a horse AND IT DOES THE FLAPPING OF WINGS
Yo Girl: girl u fucked
Meant To Be Yours: blowing up a school is a symbol of my love you whore
Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): croquet mallet as a weapon ah yes
I Am Damaged: lmao bye
Seventeen (Reprise): let’s all get along now even though if this had happened in the beginning nO ONE WOULD’VE HAD TO FUCKING DIE