santafeprologue:

theindiealto:

kaptainandy:

incendiarysongbird:

safety-officer-barto:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

bisexualgambit:

jewishdragon:

officialqueer:

safety-officer-barto:

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

okay, but eighth graders

y’all are acting like dogs without horses right now

Ice T

*drops mic*

could be a nursery