cartoonemotion:

argument prevention tactics from the experts:

• try to lead the two of you away from the source of the argument
• steal the thing that causes the argument
• release a dinosaur (to eat the thing that causes the argument)
• scare tactics (pretending to be part man, part egg roll)
• destroy the roof of the place the argument takes place in
• destroy the party the argument happens at (with giant robots, a stampede of dinosaurs, an alien monster invasion, and a giant pirate ship. in that order.)
• none of those work actually
• just apologize to each other literally