So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

glumshoe:

tyrannosarcophagous:

prokopetz:

bonewagon:

bonewagon-deactivated20111123-d:

• Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
• Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
• The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
• Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
• It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.
• “Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.
• Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
• Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.
• Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.
• Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.
• A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

As a programmer I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

“That meteor hurling towards us doesn’t dismiss you I do, now sit back down.”

Making it impossible to have a baby with the Grim Reaper ruined the game for me. That was literally its main appeal. All my Sims were children of Grim.