accio-shitpost:

“Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them” buddy I already know where to find them; apparently it is literally anywhere on Hogwarts grounds because so far I’ve seen a three-headed dog, a basilisk, a bunch of acromantulas, four dragons – five if you count Norbert! – a giant squid, hundreds of dementors, a herd of thestrals, and worst of all, Dolores fucking Umbridge