spoekelse872:

So I got this kids game

You play as little animals and outrun obstacles. Sounds pretty normal. But then I guess the staff was unsupervised, because they wrote some weird animal descriptions.

Exhibit A:

What have you seen, Spot? What have you seen?

Ayy same. Rose is me if I were cooler

Aww. This is for all the edgelords out there.

I wish other people who romanticized the past were like this

You uh, got something you want to talk about?

That’s nice Benny.