tisbubb:

tisbubb:

*me attempting to be a su critical blog* rose quartz has boobs and i demand rebecca sugar tell me why

so after months of contemplating, I have come to a conclusion.

i know that most gems have a curved chest but i always just assumed that was the way their upper body was shaped. meanwhile rose was the only one i knew of with visible cleavage. that is not just a stylistic chest bump thing that is TWO. DISTINCT. MAMMARIES. all while having NO reason to possess said mammaries. what in the fuck this alien rock chick need milk bags for

so im gonna be operating under the assumption that pink diamond once saw a human mother breastfeeding and was like “oooh tight i wanna be able to feed every infant i come across. infants are rad.” 

but before pink could even propose her shapeshifting idea, yellow diamond had already whacked her upside the head and said “dont get any ideas ya little idiot”

and then 2 days later, the bold, the mighty and inexplicably tittied rose quartz emerges