its-funny-i-swear:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was Harry Potter, my friend Alex was Ron, and my friend Angelica was Hermione and it was the Ministry of Magic scene from the Deathly Hallows part 1. We had just dealt with Umbridge and the potion wore off. I didn’t know how to apparate so I just walked to the elevator and out like, this arcade where Snape was at the door, and into this mall. My friends saw me and were like, “Hey.”

“Hey, Snape saw me.”

“Oh no, what are we going to do?”

“What the Hell is he going to do? Call Voldemort? Voldemort come to Yankee Candle we found the boy who fucking lived.”

And Voldemort appeared and I was like, “Hey Voldemort, how’s this candle smell…Oh wait, you ain’t got no nose bitch.”

And he started crying and went to Hot Topic while Alex and Angelica laughed.

Quote of the day: “Voldemort come to Yankee Candle we found the boy who fucking lived.“