deadlychildartemis:

obviousepiphany:

jokin-around:

I mean batman being the dramatic type is nice, but honestly i think gotham is just Like That™

He’ll be standing on a gargoyle because it just happens to be the best vantage point of everything, minding his own buisness and as soon as a somber thought creeps up in his mind there’s a fucking thundercrack and it starts pouring out of nowhere and everytime it happens bruce is just like “fuck yes, i love this city”

Superman: Why does Gotham have so many gargoyles

Batman: huh, hadn’t noticed, does Metropolis not have gargoyles?

Flash: Central City has exactly 4 gargoyles

Superman:…

Batman:…

Flash: Sometimes I get bored, run through town, and count things

Flash: did you know there are exactly 168 public water fountains in Central city?

Batman: exactly how much free time do you have