tygermama:

miraniel:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

“I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga.

“Want me to call it?”
“It’s on silent.”

A tragedy in three parts.

“I’ll call it anyway.”
*everyone stands around really quietly listening for a faint buzzing noise*

A comedy.

“I thought I lost my phone only to realize I was holding it in my other hand”

A lesson in situational awareness