robotwunk:

amnestylodge:

i feel bad for regular night vale citizens who turn on the radio and some guy’s just talking about how great his crush/boyfriend/husband is.

can i get the news? CAN I PLEASE GET THE NEWS?

cecil: for those of you who have been writing in telling me to ‘not talk about my husband all the time’ and to focus on the ‘news’ i would like to express my confusion. you don’t seem to understand that the most worthwhile ‘news’ in this town is my husband.