accio-shitpost:

tiny baby harry potter telling dudley “oh yeah, well i’m a WIZARD” when dudley bullies him, because maybe if he keeps saying it then it’ll become true (and it’s not like weird things don’t happen to him, anyway)

eleven year old harry potter getting a knock on the door from rubeus hagrid and the last thing he says to his cousin before they leave for hogwarts is a resounding and cheerful “I TOLD YOU SO!”