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Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

update: the responses have made it clear that every. single. idiot on this site is not just willing to be abducted by fairies, but enthusiastic at the prospect. my mistake for not foreseeing the obvious 

I would 100% yeet myself into a glowing portal if given the chance

*sighs deeply* i know. i know you would