silverhawk:

hopes for next warrior cats arc:

– alderheart comes out as gay for the fourth time; thunderclan says “he told us three other times but he just likes coming out so we’ll keep congratulating him each time he does it”

– firestar defeats the dark forest for the third time on his own, defeated them a game of during mario party

– tigerstar resurrects once again, the lake clans do not care & ask why he’s still keeping this up

– skyclan ties a bunch of logs together, makes a new island in the middle of the lake & moves there, tells the other clans “we came here because we thought it’d be better for us but you guys have too much drama”

– mistystar going on her 13th life, riverclan attempts to celebrate it but they cant count that high

– ashfur is sent to the afterlife of another book series, characters do not know what to make of him

– brackenfur, thunderclans oldest camp wall builder, celebrates his 18th year as being a warrior, says: “i keep asking to retire but no one in this fucking clan knows how to build walls.”

– prophecy emerges, says “look up at the sky….now look down….now go to windclan territory…..now go to the lakeshore on shadowclans territory…..fuck you.” and starclan swears they didnt send it

– human family takes vacation at the lake during the full moon, accidentally stumbles on a gathering and tries calling the scrambling & meowing cats with kitty treats. only cloudtail stays.

– mapleshade’s country music career takes off