theshitpostcalligrapher:

runtosleepdreamer:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

nonbinarist:

urulokid:

histry-buff:

lesmiserableslove:

bobavader:

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

Hey quick question what the fuck

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

AH YES

the main post that inspired me to utter the line that created this print on my etsy

i struggle with my own calligraphy skills and this is what people who are good at it do?

my goode dude, being “good” at smth like calligraphy is 90% grueling amounts of effort and practice, and that shit is tedious and hard. I can’t speak for any other calligraphers who are more skilled and focused than I am, but what’s the point of learning to draw beautifully if you can’t have fun doing it? If you can’t make people laugh at dumb misspellings, grin uncontrollably at their idiotic squad memes in fancy print and jokingly kinkshame historical figures every now and then?