oh my FUCKING god
Does this mean you have stories?? Tell us stories
okay so as someone who lives and have lived in Plymouth Assachusetts my whole life, let me give you the inside scoop.
first things first: plimoth plantation. once upon a time in the wee spouts of fourth grade in america , you might’ve heard the story. 1620 a bunch of us cucks sail over from england, say “hey cool rock” and make a town. which is pretty true, yeah, so what does plymouth decide to do? make a replica of the town with it’s respectful native counterpart where they teach you about the different cultures and way of living. its like disney, everyones in character, except its in the 1600s. (fun fact: in order to work in the native part of the place you have to be native american. good rep.) heres the thing: if youre a resident of plymouth you get in for free.
schools fucking loved this.
every. FUCKING. school field trip. was to the fucking plymouth plantation. now plymouth isnt small- we got like 7 elementary schools. no matter WHAT elementary school u went to u were cursed with having to go to the plantation for your entire fucking life. on top of that. every fuCKING YEAR YOU LEARN ABOUT PLYMOUTH. FUCKING SQUANTO IS DRILLED INTO YOUR HEAD. god fucking DAMN i do not CARE about oceanus being the only baby born on the fucking mayflower!!! get a grip!!! teach it once then we’re done!!!
fun fact number two- said cool rock i mentioned in 1620? its fake. plymouth rock is fake. the one there now is a replica. the real one cracked in the 1900s and our dumbass town said “uh oh rock.exe broke need new rock”
three: the traffic is horrible. why do you want to come here? we have nothing to do. a fake rock and a fake boat and a fake town. but no, tourists pour in. please go somewhere else like fucking florida or cape cod why are you HERE
four: if i go to one more thanksgiving dinner im losing my shit we take it WAY too serious half the time. fucking kill me.
five: this town is dumb apparently in plymouth 2020 the queen of england is coming like she went to jamestown? the traffic is going to be fucking disastrous the LEAST you can do is conquer us if you come here, fuck
six: plymouth has americas second most dangerous nuclear power plant. fun.
seven: im related to five people on the mayflower and one of them had the first official duel in america. his name is edward doty. the dickass thought itd be chill to get in a duel with a dagger vs a sword. as punishment he got tied up for 24 hours. but the lil bitch whined so much they let him out an hour in.
@demigodgooglesearches DUDE! Your from Assachusetts too! I lived in plymouth for a bit and was not impressed at all. Everything was so expansive and constant tourist tours happening near the ‘real’ plymouth rock (and how is this rock surrounded by those pantheon piller things susposed to make it more impressive like jeez man) I agree the traffic is shit. Like the only good thing i found there was the easyish transport to P town and the high school (surprisingly good school in compared to the others ive been in tbh) and its just an historically over rated town man.
BRUH RIGHT “hmmmm how can we make this rock cool… i know! Pillars!” and tbh plymouth north hs is the best highschool ever i miss it big time
how wild is thanksgiving in plymouth?
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