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i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜
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i thought you were american .
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is that a weed !?
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i won’t hesitate bitch !
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chipotle is my life . ❜
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turn off the flash you fucking moron !
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kiss my ass bitch motherfucker !
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is that a police !?
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i’m calling the weed !
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done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜
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merry crisis ! ❜
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i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget .
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i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason .
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hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today .
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i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .
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this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny !
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i’m not going back to jail ! ❜
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what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit .
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FUCK YOUR TEA !
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the feminists are taking over !
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I GOT TWO FREE TACOS !
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and they were roommates !
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i’m not your friend !
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there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass .
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hi welcome to chili’s !
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yeah tip of the penis to you too .
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this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you !
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welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus .
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aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this .
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YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD !
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this is the dollar store , how good can it be ?
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step back , i think i’m gonna vomit !
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oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters .
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shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos !
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I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE !
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i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate .
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how are we gonna win if we fucking die ?
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why the fuck would i say printer ?
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the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less .
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but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying .
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iconic vines sentence meme .
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