some sentence prompts 3

happylilprompts:

• “Hey guys, I’m here and I’m ready to bitch.”
• “The five stages of grief; denial, anger, bargaining, Seinfeld reruns and acceptance.”
• “When Michael sang ‘Smooth Criminal’, he was actually singing about me.”
• “Stupid beats boring.”
• “You lay a finger on Dr. Dino and I’ll end you.”
• “That’s it, I’m ready to go solo.”
• “Alright, I’m leaving without you.”
• “I shouldn’t have eaten that.” “Why?” “I’m allergic.” “WHAT!?”
• “That kid has like, 1000 times more class than me.”
• *shouting* “I swear I won’t tell anyone her about the time I saw you *embarrassing thing*”
• “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve almost killed someone. 12.”
• “Here’s a hint: I’m not telling you.”
• “Look, I care about you.” “Really?!”
• “You have beautiful eyes.” “Complimenting me won’t distract me from the fire, A.”
• “Alright, I’m gonna go cry.”
• “Kicking it doesn’t help!”
• “You killed Dr. Jones!” “For the last time your Indiana Jones figurine was not alive to begin with! I bought you a new one!” “It wasn’t the same!”
• “That’s not what they say!”
• “Are you still looking at the moon!?”
• “You poor children.“
• “Don’t be fooled, I’m the epitome of a mess.“
• “Success is more important than human contact and love and hugs and…“ “…is that why you’re crying?”
• “If you don’t stop procrastinating I’m going to kick your ass into action.“
• “We get it!“
• “Hey, I just wanted to check if you’re okay, you’ve been listening to SexyBack on repeat for an hour.“