“It’s a beautiful day to question everything.”
“… and I’m not even going to try.”
“Is this what I’ve become?”
“Afternoon, zombies.”
“I have a question… why?”
“From whom is the spewing volcano?”
“Honey, I’m homeless!”
“Fight me. Wait no, I didn’t think you’d actually take up on that!”
“You said, and I quote; I have an addiction to knowledge.”!“
"A hero of my dreams is someone who makes me lasagna.”
“You and your stupid idea!”
“Trust me when I say I’ve been here before.”
“Under all that lameness there’s a tiny dot of cool in you. Very tiny. Microscopic, really.”
“It’s 5:30 and I’m eating lunch.”
“Why am I here?”
“Oh, this is going to be so embarrassing, I can’t wait.”
“Expiration dates are more like guidelines, right?”
“I’m calling it, he’s going to die.”
“I like my to have my coffee like I like to have you; always by my side.“
“DO. NOT. BURN. THE. MONEY.“
“Shake what you got. Wait, I mean the- no don’t stop!“
“This is sad.“ “This is your life?” “I’m aware, cupcake.”
“How do you find my moves?”