if i don’t end up running down a palace hallway in a flowing couture dress at least once in my life then whats the point
Author: queenofstardust
@ gays what are your laptop backgrounds i’m genuinely curious
life is stressful but pokemon is
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at
hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort
some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
- I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
- “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
- I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
- There are no gods here
- Do I look like the kind of man who dies
- God’s dead and soon we will be too
- I thought there were no heroes left in this world
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
- Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
- This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
- Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
- God wishes he were me
- One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
@cractasticdispatches high literature
oh the very best
Piece of media: here’s a female assassin
Me: nice
Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-
Me: *already asleep*
Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands
Me: *wakes up* Go on
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