(As if the whole thing weren’t creepy enough, why is his hat a snake?!)
I wanted to learn more about this image… but there is nothing.
A search for “Goofy Golf Ball” “Goof Ball” and “Goofy Golf Ball Snake” and all variations thereof lead to links about halloween costumes and actual golf balls featuring Goofy.
So I searched the Disney wiki… and…
There is no 1993 variant of the character, much less one fused with a golfball.
And a reverse google search?
Four freakin results… one from twitter, the rest originating in some form to this very post! The biggest one? The one I’m reblogging right now!
What are you!? Why do you have a snake for a hat?! Are those arms or ears of flippers!
This image exists… that much is true… but the contents held within… doesn’t…
This is a window into an alternate timeline, a reality suggestive of our own but different… wrong…
A cursed image in it’s truest form, censored not only by the Walt Disney Company but by reality itself.
By pure coincidence, the right zeroes and ones that form our reality have manifested in this collection of pixels, seemingly presenting a moment from the not so distant past, but a past which is almost, but not quite, completely alien to our own.
I FOUND HIM
I FOUND THE GOOF
he’s apparently from a 1992 Disneyland parade called ‘The World According to Goofy’ which. still explains very little but at least he’s THERE
It’s completely wild that a therapy exists that essentially poisons autistic children with vitamin c so that they get sick to their stomachs and therefore relieving themselves of their autism… What’s even more unbelievable is that it’s called CEASE therapy aka Complete Elimination of Autistic Spectrum Expressions and that people actually believe in their “theories.”
These CEASE therapists only undergo 3-5 day long training sessions before becoming a CEASE therapist. These therapists tell parents vaccines, toxins, microwaves, sugar, and various other day to day items are the cause of autism. Even after the proof of vaccines not causing autism they still cling to the harmful myth recommending parents not to vaccinate their children.
CEASE therapy claims detoxing the child and keeping them away from metal pans and processed foods will cure autism and make autistic kids more social, more willing to make eye contact, and healthier overall… When in reality the child’s ‘change’ in autistic traits is likely because they are in excruciating stomach pain with little to no energy. Also, it’s most likely the child is afraid not to comply or else they’ll be made violently sick again.
Overall, children can’t just poop out their autism, yet these therapists think that is the case and cure. The phenomenon that any sort of disorder can be expelled from the body is extremely outdated and similar to abusive practices in psychology’s history like trephination (removing pieces of the skull), lobotomies, and the theory humorism. It is unbelievable that therapies like this exist and that people actively think it is beneficial.
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