Author: queenofstardust

bitterfuckinglesbian:

macdaddyzev:

shitpostangel:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

Oh, so being gay makes you the epitome of humor?

Literally no where does op say that

I didn’t say it but it is true

tahthetrickster:

princess-stabbity:

so i’m at the doctor’s again and i see a notecard on the reception desk that asks in bright red ink, Do you want to live forever? 

finally, i think, finally i’m at the start of a vampire novel. i don’t actually want to live forever, but i’m not about to turn down a call to adventure like that. i try to flip the card over as inconspicuously as possible. 

the other side contains a bible verse about keeping jesus in your heart. 

i hate living in the south.

ah yes the age-old struggle of “is this vampires or jesus”