queenofstardust

sophiekrustofski:

orin: wow this mask is stuck, i’m running out of breath at a really alarming rate… i could asphyxiate

seymour:

orin:

seymour:

orin: i’m gonna sing about how hard it is to breathe

caressthosecheekbones:

conversationswithjohnlock:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

milk-withtwosugars:

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

decaheda:

no offense but straight girls are fucking exhausting and i dont mean that in the “i keep getting crushes on them” way i mean it in the they keep fetishizing/romanticizing m/m relationships while finding every flaw imaginable in f/f relationships to call them toxic and manipulative while hiding behind their m/m ships to pretend they’re not homophobic and i’m so fucking tired i’m so so tired that men can get away with literal murder but if a woman makes one mistake she’s suddenly satan herself and i’m just so so so tired

thesegoddamnpancakes:

wheretheeternalare:

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

froqqy:

lgbt folk! reblog this and tag it with what you identify as and what kind of monster you’d be (ex. I’d be a lesbian werewolf)

1sjh:

1sjh:

so…….i found this chart

new ask game tell me where i’d be on this

simonmars:

Do yall also have these mutuals that you just??? Grew really fond of?? Like, you never properly talk to them and all you do is like each other’s posts but whenever you see them on your dash you’re like “hello sunshine, I hope you’re drinking lots of water and being happy your health and wellbeing is so important to me” and I hope that’s not weird because honestly that’s me all the time

lsfahel:

I love her????

pinkdementors:

every time i watch john mulaney i’m like “hmm maybe i’ll get tired of this white man going off vaguely standard comic material” and then he absolutely skewers my entire personality and childhood with intense specificity and i’m like ok. you can stay for this one jimothy