I really hate the nonsense around working while sick. I mean, at a previous job, it was like “if you’re sick, call in, we want you taking care of yourself and not spreading your cold (flu, whatever) around to the rest of the building”, but then when we DO call in sick, they were like “you’re sick? UGH. are you sure you can’t come, it’s only a 6 hour shift?? we don’t have anyone who can cover you. you can’t stand up? UGH WHATEVER. hangs up” it’s f-cking awful

allthecanadianpolitics:

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goldenringer:

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AGAIN YOU SPUNKY HEDGEHOG

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeyesx:

Oh so you’re a gamer-dude? Tell me five facts about Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue.

autumnfoxe:

🍁🖤

yamujiburo:

I’d like to finish this eventually. Audio’s from Rachael Lillis’s twitter~

connorsquarter:

connorsquarter:

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

yall know what time it is!!!! it’s time to commit some

Copyright Infringement!!!!!

hello, Amigos

cyberscully:

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

llonelyrollingstarr:

fruitgushers:

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

raise your threat level and be someone the church wants dead Now

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio