– alderheart comes out as gay for the fourth time; thunderclan says “he told us three other times but he just likes coming out so we’ll keep congratulating him each time he does it”
– firestar defeats the dark forest for the third time on his own, defeated them a game of during mario party
– tigerstar resurrects once again, the lake clans do not care & ask why he’s still keeping this up
– skyclan ties a bunch of logs together, makes a new island in the middle of the lake & moves there, tells the other clans “we came here because we thought it’d be better for us but you guys have too much drama”
– mistystar going on her 13th life, riverclan attempts to celebrate it but they cant count that high
– ashfur is sent to the afterlife of another book series, characters do not know what to make of him
– brackenfur, thunderclans oldest camp wall builder, celebrates his 18th year as being a warrior, says: “i keep asking to retire but no one in this fucking clan knows how to build walls.”
– prophecy emerges, says “look up at the sky….now look down….now go to windclan territory…..now go to the lakeshore on shadowclans territory…..fuck you.” and starclan swears they didnt send it
– human family takes vacation at the lake during the full moon, accidentally stumbles on a gathering and tries calling the scrambling & meowing cats with kitty treats. only cloudtail stays.
American erotica novel: he inched ever closer to me.
Canadian adaption: he 2.54 centimetered ever closer to me.
I’m not gonna lie, once I wrote “they were centimetres apart”, and someone commented that they were confused because they didn’t know I was Canadian.
I also wrote “it was like, thirty degrees outside yesterday”, once as well, and someone commented something along the lines of, “wow, must be been freezing even though you mentioned they were hot. There’s too much inconsistency in your writing!”
Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.
It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life – but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning.
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