glitter6ug:

thecalerianking:

thecalerianking:

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

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a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

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in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

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places a hand on me cheek

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

sparrowminder:

Hey there! I saw this pretty dude on a video and I got really confused, Look at those colors!! What genotype does this cat have?

Oh boy what the heck. It looks like this cat is black with an absurd level of bronzing….but only on the back half? I would be concerned because that level of bronzing could indicate tyrosine deficiency but the undercoat and head look just fine so I guess this cat just really likes to lay with their body in the sun and their head in the shade?

yawntyy:

trashtv0:

obiwhinekenobi:

mechalesbian:

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

Same goes for ‘My mother’

If you meet someone and they call their parents ‘father’ and ‘mother’ they either were raised in an Amish community or have absolute bastard parents

This or just call them by their first name

Calling parents by their first name either means you killed them and got away with it or are planning to


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thyrell:

busket:

rookerie:

hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet

some, once, the worl gonna (INHALE) i aint arpest the sheh. he was kinda a thing and a the shape and L her four. WELL, they coming and coming, rules and out running. temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (record scratch) and if you dont…

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…

it’s a -tsk- and they colder! you’re now, wait older! but the men beg to, judging by the h. satellite. the ice we’s. getting pretty, waters getting might as well. worlds on! how bout. thats the way never get

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…

(random discordant whistling and record scratches)

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo!!! shootn staa….

some once a spare change for need to self a this place. i said ye! what a cons. i could you a fuel mas. we could use a…CHAAAAAY! WELL! 

they coming and coming, rules and out running! temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (GO!) and if you dont!!!

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo! shoot staa go moe! n’ all that glisto! shoot staa go moe!

this is a they might be giants song

nekubeat:

To 104 – An art giveaway to reach 104+ members in @composeregg​ ‘s TWEWY Discord Server!!

The Game–

Hello, hello! A TWEWY Discord Server I help run (founded by Egg/Composeregg) is nearing 104 members, and to both celebrate this and promote the server, I’m hosting an art giveaway!

Drops–

There will be three (3) winners, with two (2) winning a half body painting of one character, and one (1) winning a full body painting of one character! Note that this character can be an original character or not from TWEWY!!

Mission Mail–

This server is a–spec inclusionist and SFW / does not permit sexual content or messages under any circumstances. For further details, please feel free to read its rules and/or ask me questions.

To enter the giveaway:

The giveaway ends a week after we reach the 104th member! Please note also that in order to be fully eligible for winning, you must actually still be a member of the server when the giveaway ends.

That’s it! For an example of my art, check out @xkeengs here, or xkeengs on twitter!