–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL
–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought
–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*
–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment
–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)
–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–
–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep
hey i am actually really scared of natsume sweeping this thing under the rug. theyre quiet because theyre waiting for everyone ot calm down so they can continue getting away with their child grooming agenda. there are still people out there that dont realize natsume “defended” themselves by implying that the character is fine because it iwll mature into a human quicker than regular humans (which imo is WORSE, so what is it like a dog or something?)
so just in case you’re not in the know: natsume has revealed a YOUNG CHILD as a MARRIAGE CANDIDATE which you need to raise to an adult in order to marry it.
yeah, that is not right. most people are very adamantly like “this is CLEARLY NOT GOOD”, and of course they’re being ignored. thats what natsume does. they do the completely fucking opposite of the right thing. every time. and i used to defend them.
though most people are openly against it, there are a startling amount of people with their own reasoning as to why this is ok: – common in japan (that doesn’t make it acceptable. this isn’t japan.) – lumina in AWL needed to get older (yeah i have ot agree this is weirder now than it was 10 years ago- BUT lumina was already almost an adult, she was not a LITERAL CHILD). they also changed lumina to be an adult right off the bat in Harvest Moon DS.
– “its not pedophilia if youre not having sex with a child” i will not even dignify this with any kind of argument, shame on the person who said this on facebook
overall, pedophilia? apparently more acceptable than gay marriage.
yeah, great! wow! sure am glad thats settled! its ok guys, turns out we DONT need to wait 18 in game years for them to be legally adult, because they age differently! she may be two, but shes very mature for her age!
so yeah, this is pretty sickening and they will absolutely get away with it if they think theyve done so.
a very big tactic of companies is to ignore a problem until everyone moves on.
i have worked in the video game industry. ignoring a problem until the fanbase forgets about it is a very common tactic to get around fixing or addressing the problem. them hoping we forget is a tactical move, because it is admittedly easy to get upset. companies gauge the true feedback of a proposed new idea by how quickly everyone forgets about it.
i am just one person, there is only so much awareness i can spread. but natsume very obviously supporting child grooming should set off some red lights with you, and if it does, i beg you to like/share this post.
If you have ever played or enjoyed Harvest Moon, this is the company that took over their IP. Formerly it just handled English translation, but now it’s obtained the name “Harvest Moon” and is churning out inferior-quality titles (complete with this monstrosity of a “bachelor” in the Special Edition of their latest dumpster fire.)
Natsume thinks child grooming is a special enough feature to charge you 40$ (plus DLC,) but Story of Seasons is the new English title for the HM games we love, produced by the old company.
Part of me thinks “Surely this isn’t true” but another part of me is like “This is not the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard”
There’s part of me that can’t possibly believe this is real, bit I’ve read parts of the Old Bailey records, and this is … not exactly normal, but not that far from it. People stole lots of shit, and drunk theater people are a very odd lot.
It sounds like a Leverage/Drunk History mashup.
“You guys, lesh…let’s go steal the Globe. We’re gonna steal the Globe Theatre.”
@tzikeh says the theft itself is well known, we just now have evidence Shakespeare participate in it, to which I say, a bounty of wealth for the first person who writes a Shakespearean heist novel.
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis
“Pick a god and pray.”
-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening
Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…
this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources
From the same series that gives us quotes like “Mountains? More like nothings,” “What’s an egg?” “Treeeeees… They are us,” “Nice try, giant worms,” and made the quote “Who’s a good boy?” bring images of deformed satanic beagle puppies to our minds… We get quotes like:
“Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”
“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present.”
“Time is like wax, dripping from a candle flame. In the moment, it is molten and falling, with the capability to transform into any shape. Then the moment passes, and the wax hits the table top and solidifies into the shape it will always be. It becomes the past, a solid single record of what happened, still holding in its wild curves and contours the potential of every shape it could have held.”
Who else remembers when Harry just assumed Oliver Wood was a stick McGonagall was going to beat him with.
Okay so fun fact, I misread this scene when I first read it, so for like, 6 years, I thought Oliver Wood was just able to turn himself into a stick whenever he wanted.
The new Venom movie has a scene with intense flashing lights (the lab entry scene) and I received no warnings and had to leave (just for that scene) as I am epileptic!!! PLEASE share this since I’ve seen NO warnings being shared and this is very important and can prevent people from having seizures etc during the film.
the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG
God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh
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