lena de spell x tumblr text posts, pt 1/???

In this house we love and appreciate Lena, okay?

thecheshirecass:

luxtempestas:

luxtempestas:

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

  • cobra starship
  • neon trees
  • metro station
  • 3OH3
  • taio cruz
  • owl city
  • far east movement
  • ne-yo
  • onerepublic
  • boys like girls

the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:

  • lady antebellum
  • shinedown
  • daughtry
  • the fray
  • kings of leon
  • theory of a deadman
  • skillet
  • rob thomas
  • the script

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

it makes me sad that normal villagers are called ‘normal’
they’re so sweet and i’ve heard them called sweetie villagers??? and that is 100% the name i personally use for them
they are sweet!! and i mean like. are the rest of them not normal???
do y’all not have excitable people or people who work out in your lives
what makes them, specifically, normal? it’s not like they don’t do anything interesting!!
they like to read and clean and have a best friend who’s also a mop c’mon

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

themiscyra1983:

milkshakesandknives:

joisbishmyoga:

trickstergames:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn’t a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin’s camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there’s no way this could possibly go wrong…

Harry:

Hermione:

@blackkatmagic

1. Hermione does not need the extra stress, she’s already a frazzled mess from her academics, poor kid.

2. Suddenly I realize how very much JKR (and, admittedly, a lot of the rest of us) have forgotten about being teenagers.

But, we all know Slytherins get involved too. Mainly because Draco has the mindset of “anything potter can do, I can do better!” (he can’t) 

But, I’ll it would take is for Harry to say is “scared Malfoy?” 

and there Draco is in a shopping cart next to Potter ready to race down the astronomy tower 

“DRACO EVEN IF HARRY IS RIGHT IN HIS ABSOLUTELY DAFT INTERPRETATION OF PROPHECY, THE PROPHECY DOESN’T COVER YOU”

“LEAVE IT, Granger, I’m DOING this”

“HE’S DOING THIS HERMIONE”

Y E S

THESE ARE THE QUALITY ADDITIONS I WANT ON MY POSTS!

Draco and Harry, already halfway down the tower with no chance of stopping or slowing down: He said WHA

yourantagonist:

the ditto/meltan thing brings up a funny point about the pokémon world

pokémon researchers and legendary hunters must hate ditto

especially considering that canonically there are some trainers who dedicate their whole lives to hunting specific legendaries and like, if one passes through and a ditto (or two, or more!) happens to see it and goes “o shit that’s neat lemme just” and transforms, then you’ve got a HELL of a lot of false trails. and imagine thinking you’ve finally got it, you’ve got this pokémon of legend finally in your hands after years of sweat and tears, you’ve finally found celebi or whatever and then it dissolves in your hands, jellofies, and goes

( ・ 〰 ・ ) ditto!

ditto are real fuckin jackasses