This could be a real funny game

catchymemes:

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Rules:

  1. roll 2 dice.
  2. make a rectangle with the sides generated
  3. The rectangle must be connected to your existing territory.
  4. The first players first rectangle is placed in a corner. The second players first rectangle in the opposing corner.
  5. If you cannot make the rectangle generated you skip your turn.
  6. When all space is filled you end the game.
  7. The one with the most territory wins.

Strategy:

Any unclaimed territory cut off from your opponents territory will eventually be yours. Like the unnumbered squares in minesweeper it is free real estate. Try to cut of an area as large as possible from your opponent to get as much of this as possible. If both players follow this strategy it’s almost entierly based on luck.

Variations:

You could also elliminate a player when they cannot place their rectangle. Then the other player get roll for as long as they can place their rectangles. This version is much more strategic.

Stardew Valley (for the video games ask)

never played | want to play | terrible | boring | okay | good | great | a favorite

I love Stardew! It’s one of those things I kind of… Default to playing, I guess, when I’m not doing anything else or if I don’t really want to play anything in particular. One day I’d kind of like to get all the achievements, but the chances of that actually happening are pretty low. It’s one of my favorite games, and it doesn’t show any signs of falling from that spot any time soon.

war-is-the-stupidest-invention:

hundondestiny:

edgelord-zuuko:

bob-belcher:

cards against humanity not only buying part of the U.S border to stop trump from building the wall between the U.S and Mexico but also hiring a law firm specializing in eminent domain with the intent of making it harder and more expensive for the government to build the wall has got to be the boldest move in this stupid simulation we’re living in. not all heroes wear capes

Imminent domain

It’s called eminent domain and, like the OP said, they made it as difficult as possible for the government to go through that process because they funded the property with thousands of $15 donations from their fans. The lawyers they retained wrote a statement which details the process and how they intend to slow-roll the administration’s ability to take the land, with a goal of at least pushing their attempts back until the current administration changes. They obviously cannot prevent the gov from building the wall but they have a series of assurances in place to make it annoying as fuck of a process.

How to beat authoritarianism 2018: Menial Paperwork

daughter-of-the-red-land:

chinon:

bunjywunjy:

crystallinecrow:

slusheeduck:

im-fairly-whitty:

fizzy-dog:

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

first of all how Dare u call black footed babies evil smh but

how could yall forget

Tinie Babey aka smallest cat species (rusty spotted cat – Prionailurus rubiginosus)

Get That Cat A Modeling Contract (asiatic golden cat – Pardofelis temminckii)

Tater Tot Spots (andean mountain cat – Leopardus jacobita)

Smaller, More Alien-looking Ocelot (margay – Leopardus wiedii)

and finally I’m Pretty Sure That’s The Love Child of a Snow Leopard and a Clouded Leopard (marbled cat – Pardofelis marmorata)

SO MANY MAMA MAFDETS! @tawaubastmut and your beloved pallas cat! 😀

irhinoceri:

oliverpaulot:

oliverpaulot:

i am SO SICK of unhappy endings. idk about anyone else but the #1 reason i like fiction is because everything can always work out no matter how bad it is. “what if the good guys lost” shut up. you are so fucking boring. give me happy endings or give me nothing

not that y’all have to reblog this version but i wrote this post because i was frustrated that people claim that happy endings are “unrealistic” and “disrespectful to real people” but i feel like that misses the point of Fiction, i.e. Not Real, and like. who’s to say happy endings Aren’t realistic? of course there’s more than one way to tell a story and process experiences etc etc but maybe i spent too long being abused and wanting to die to accept that Everyone is Destined for a Sad Ending. isn’t it reassuring to read about characters who, against all odds, triumph and find happiness? doesn’t that give you a shred of hope for your life?

This post got a lot of hostile responses and passionate rebuttals in the notes. This actually came across my dash with some snarky “gee OP maybe some people like to feel something other than happiness” response as if that was a legendarily hot take. Disappointed by the person who reblogged that one, to be honest.

I get that people are attached to their sadness porn, and get defensive at the idea that some may find constant suffering boring, but a lot tumblr took this one person’s preference for happy endings way too personally… like OP was gonna come into their homes and take their angst fic away from them.

So. This reminds me of when I was like 19 or so, and I was all about angst and unhappy endings. Like, I still kind of am an angst writer, but one thing really made me rethink my stance that unhappy endings were somehow better and more true and authentic than happy ones.

I made a friend over the internet who hated sad endings and said “no thanks” to any media I recommended to her that didn’t have a happy ending. At first I thought that is was childish and immature of her, even though she was around 30 and I was just about to turn 20.

But I was definitely the one being childish.

She had had a much, much harder life than me. Yeah, I had struggles, and I was depressed. But she had gone through A Lot. Death of family, chronic sickness, estrangement from family, homelessness, failed relationships that left her so broken-hearted she had sworn off dating and self-isolated to protect herself from more disappointment. In the time I knew her, she would often go AWOL for weeks or months because she was homeless due to being unable to work because of her chronic illness, and so she couldn’t access the internet, and I would worry that she was dead. I had no way of knowing.

She could write some pretty angsty fiction, too, mind you. We were friends because of loving each others’ writing. But she wanted happy endings. She challenged me to end my stories in less tragic ways than I had planned. To try to figure out happiness even when I thought it would be easier just to end it sad. She wanted the suffering to be worth something, in the end. And how could anyone in their right mind begrudge her that? To argue against that? To tell her that her stories should end badly? Should I have told her that her sadness defined her more than her hope for joy? Is that more respectful?

So yeah, if you’re gonna be on tumblr talking about how happiness is trite and boring, all I can say is that you don’t fucking know the life stories of people who only want happy endings, who reject sad, tragic endings, or who are tired of entertainment that is chiefly derived from death and trauma and loneliness and hopelessness. Maybe it’s fun for you to vicariously experience struggle because your life has been easy and that bores you. Or maybe it’s cathartic for you precisely because you have suffered… but if that’s the case I’d think you’d all have more empathy. Hey, maybe you just really like to feel emotion when you consume fiction and watching other people be happy doesn’t elicit any emotional response in you, and you cannot fathom why it is comforting for some people to see things work out well. Who knows.

identity ask………oh shit

whumpxng:

pennyroyalprincess:

yup-im-a-werewolf:

  1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?
  2. have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?
  3. list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.
  4. do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?
  5. do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?
  6. are you religious/spiritual?
  7. do you care about your ethnicity?
  8. what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?
  9. are you an artist?
  10. do you have a creed?
  11. describe your ideal day.
  12. dog person or cat person?
  13. inside or outdoors?
  14. are you a musician?
  15. five most influential books over your lifetime.
  16. if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?
  17. would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?
  18. what’s your patronus?
  19. which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?
  20. would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?
  21. do you love easily?
  22. list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.
  23. how often would you want to see your family every year?
  24. have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?
  25. could you live as a hermit?
  26. how would you describe your gender/sexuality?
  27. do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?
  28. on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?
  29. three songs that you connect with right now.
  30. pick one of your favorite quotes.

first time I actually love these questions

these are some hella good questions, throw some my way maybe ?

libertarirynn:

I’m legitimately so tired of the Disney remakes. Like I can’t even muster up enough energy to be mad about it, I just truly do not care. There hasn’t been one remake I felt compelled to see in theaters, and only a few that I bothered to watch on Netflix. The result is always either no better or actively worse than the original, and if you like watching them that’s fine, but I’m sick to death of the argument that we need these endless remakes so that “a new generation can enjoy the stories”. What planet are you one where you can’t watch a movie more than once? The stories are readily available. I watched plenty of movies as a kid that came out before I was born, there’s literally nothing stopping you.

Also, it used to be when they made a remake they at least had the decency to remake 40+ year old films; now they’re remaking things that came out just a few decades ago and adding practically nothing.

I guess I really don’t see what the appeal is or why they make so much money. I mean I get nostalgia but if I feel nostalgic for an old movie I’ll just… watch that movie.