I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this
Author: queenofstardust
congrats to mrs and mrs adventure time
did cascada ever actually play on the radio or anything or did we all just learn about it through shipping amvs on youtube
this is so sad, yes the bitch tore up the radio and parties in like 2007-8, yall are all just like 15 years old.
mine craft seems like a good thing for youngsters actually. it’s creative and non violent and social to a degree. do they do a good job making sure it is safe
The whole thing is actually a pyramid scheme unfortunately. The creator was looking for a way to exploit children to mine bitcoins, real sick fucker
I wish we could have normal crimes again
so even though i know that people don’t actually care this much, this fact is a little true! but fundamentally false! Gather around, gals and pals, for the story of how minecraft was inadvertently used to power the biggest DDOS attack in history (under the cut, because this is quite the long story!)
annabeth: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
percy: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
me making eye contact: oh no……. this feels wrong….. this feels very wrong………. but this is what normal people do right?? right????? is this polite? no this is far too intimate. i feel so intrusive. am i doing it wrong??? am i doing eye contact wrong?? oh god i can’t hear what they’re saying anymore i’ve just been thinking about staring them in the eye for 5 minutes straight. im dying






