*me attempting to be a su critical blog* rose quartz has boobs and i demand rebecca sugar tell me why
so after months of contemplating, I have come to a conclusion.
i know that most gems have a curved chest but i always just assumed that was the way their upper body was shaped. meanwhile rose was the only one i knew of with visible cleavage. that is not just a stylistic chest bump thing that is TWO. DISTINCT. MAMMARIES. all while having NO reason to possess said mammaries. what in the fuck this alien rock chick need milk bags for
so im gonna be operating under the assumption that pink diamond once saw a human mother breastfeeding and was like “oooh tight i wanna be able to feed every infant i come across. infants are rad.”
but before pink could even propose her shapeshifting idea, yellow diamond had already whacked her upside the head and said “dont get any ideas ya little idiot”
and then 2 days later, the bold, the mighty and inexplicably tittied rose quartz emerges
Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.
Um wat
turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names
most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru.
Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.
po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs.
tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side.
scandals galore in that damn superdome.
A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.
I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.
….
*Stares*
…Why?
If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.
Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together
god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve
Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?
shit dude, here’s to all of the quiet victories. the things that other people take for granted but are so, so hard for you. the way your voice didn’t shake when you ordered your drink, the time you felt a swell of pride at something instead of shame, how you got out of bed after only the second time hitting snooze even though you couldn’t imagine anything more difficult than facing another fucking day. fucking cherish those. relish them, rejoice in them, do not let anyone pluck them from your grasp because they are yours and they are important.
“We’re doing great so far we got TVLine, SpoilerTV, even FORBES talking about us but we’re at our most crucial time right now.
The episode airs tonight and trust me it’s an episode for the ages you don’t want to miss it! And the world can’t miss us either.. Which is why we decided on a new trend (alongside #SaveLucifer) for tonight.
Why are we changing things? Because #PickUpLucifer will no longer trend worldwide (images are from Twitter’s actual FAQ)
We need to trend #LuciferS4 tonight
Why #LuciferS4 and not #Lucifer? because LuciferS4 says what we want and isn’t as easy to confuse with the biblical devil (which someone could assume when they see Lucifer trending)
If you need more information on how to watch Live tonight, there’s a wonderful thread done by Zoé (@sunnyvids on twitter) here:
Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??
I’d just like to point out that “then perish” is a line from the first episode of Danny Phantom called Mystery Meat which the giant meat covered lunch lady screams it out before the fight
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