buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

accio-shitpost:

harry, out in the forbidden forest: if voldemort isn’t here in 15 minutes i’m legally allowed to leave

rabtownsend:

tahtahtahtia:

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.

thejonymyster:

ohgrabme:

A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

shitmystudentswrite:

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

doujinshi:

apparently its been 20 years since the first harry potter book came out i guess you wouldn’t really be able to tell since the author never shuts the fuck up about it.  

quousque:

corvus-onca-sapien:

berukatxt:

The two ADHD moods:

– I can’t do it

– I can’t stop doing it

The two types of ADHD time:

– now

– not now

the two ADHD memory modes:

-I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth

-I can recite the opening paragraph of every single magic treehouse book

ptsdkween:

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.