My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.
An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:
“Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them” buddy I already know where to find them; apparently it is literally anywhere on Hogwarts grounds because so far I’ve seen a three-headed dog, a basilisk, a bunch of acromantulas, four dragons – five if you count Norbert! – a giant squid, hundreds of dementors, a herd of thestrals, and worst of all, Dolores fucking Umbridge
I see your free resources with no campaigns and raise you This
If you’re unfamilar with D&D or want a less complicated version, I recommend Fate. https://fate-srd.com You can print out out the character sheets or just keep them on hand in a PDF / image file. The rules are a bit more fast and loose, but still really fun!
In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers: princesses and wizards.
Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’
This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.
I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her.
That would be my kind of story.
When
Princess Talia was fourteen, her eldest sister was placed in a tower.
Princess
Adina was eighteen by then, and so of a marriageable age. She had grown quite
beautiful, though she was more willful than winsome, and she did not care for
the notion of the tower very much at all. Their mother did her best to persuade
her on the subject. After all, the queen herself had been eighteen when her own
parents had sent her to live in that very same tower, to be safely tucked away
until her husband could be chosen, and then ride out to claim her. A tradition
going back ages and ages.
great comet: good memes, usually annoyingly bitter about its closing (blames it on dear evan hansen’s success for some reason)
wicked: sweet, soft-spoken, just the nicest people ever
newsies: easily excitable, tons of gay ships, really good writers, nice
be more chill: good artists, annoying, often problematic (shipping jeremy and the squip, bugging the cast and creators, etc)
dear evan hansen: sad, pretty nice, gay, really cute
ghost quartet: artistic, pretty good sense of humor, quiet
in the heights: really love Lin-Manuel Miranda (with good reason)
hamilton: kinda basic, say things like “hamiltrash”, ship people with no basis and swear it’s canon
book of mormon: worship Nic Rouleau, dark jokes, pretty pure for some reason especially considering the content
heathers: just. a huge mess. I don’t know what we expected from a musical about sociopaths, murder, and attempted rape but this fandom is so problematic
anastasia: idk they make gifsets a lot???? cool i guess?
tuck everlasting: sweet, forever mourning its early closing
groundhog day: cool but like????? where are they???
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