attentiondeficitstarscream:

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

charlemane:

charlemane:

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

menderash:

37q:

did anyone ever actually read animorphs or did we all just glance at the covers and assume it needed no explanation on the way to the goosebumps section in our elementary school library

animorphs is a scifi series about the grey morality of war and child soldiers experiencing trauma, depression, PTSD, being frequently and brutally dismembered, disemboweled, literally tortured to the brink of death, forced to murder their own family members with their bare hands, and on page 22 of the very first book they watch the alien prince who gave them their ~wacky animal morphing powers~ be eaten alive in vivid and gory detail

techtonicactivity:

olliesbian:

olliesbian:

PSA:

everyone, especially trans lesbians and gay trans men, should be sure to block & report a blog that’s shown up here recently called “youre-not-passing” which reblogs mostly trans lesbian and gay trans men’s selfies with nothing but insults and deliberate misgendering. quite a few members of our community have already been targeted by the terf running the blog, along with their followers. please be on the lookout and be safe. if enough people report them, hopefully their blog will be removed, but in the meantime i advise you all to block the blog so that you’re not targeted, i also encourage everyone to reach out to those who have been targeted and make sure they’re okay and give them some love and validation. be safe y’all

also PLEASE reblog this and share with other people so they’re aware !!!! i just wanna make sure everyone’s safe

Hey trans day of visibility is coming up soon (March 31st) and there’s going to be a lot of selfies posted so please signal boost this post

oops, rambling ruby time, about love simon

hey so i’ve spent a lot of this weekend trying to sort out my thoughts about love simon

not really as a movie, because i’m still in love with it holy fuck, but like… as an adaptation. it’s hard for me because i’m mostly a very ‘books books BOOKS’ person (in direct contrast to a lot of people i know, like my mother), and have super high adaptation standards, especially for things like this
but love simon, as an adaptation, had to change a lot. and some of the changes don’t make sense to me personally, though i’m sure there’s reason behind them
(though the minion scene… no thanks. never wanna see that again, who thought that was a good idea ever)
the plot taking a different direction post-Christmas was interesting, but i still don’t know for sure how i feel about this movie as an adaptation and that’s been bugging me ALL WEEKEND + all monday
like… this book became very dear to me as i was reading it, even though it was recent, and i’m trying to separate my feelings of ‘nothing could ever do this justice on a screen’ from ‘oh my god this is a mainstream gay movie and i need this so much’
which were basically both my moods simultaneously when i went to see it.
i’m going to see it again today/tomorrow, mostly to try and sort that out, and then i wanna talk about it more because i know i have opinions on this movie and i’m just not totally sure what they are?
(beyond go see it. go see the mainstream gay romcom please.)

Some underrated stuff from season 1 of Gravity Falls

hiccuphaddock:

  • “So there i am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally!”
  • Mabel’s soft “Dang…” when the gnome monster appears
  • LEGEND OF THE GOBBLEWONKER (seriously this episode is so good in so many ways)
  • Soos putting on Stan’s fez and looking in the mirror, saying “…one day” to himself
  • The old couple from the convenience store literally dying from a heart attack because some teenagers played edgy music
  • “I’m not acting suspicious, YOU’RE acting suspicious. WHAT’S A PIG?!”
  • Carla McCorkle
  • “Stan is sick and needs a bear -Dr. Medicine”
  • “Eh, i’m just gonna take them when you’re not looking” “Uh, what?” “I said i was gonna rob you”
  • The reeaaally smooth animation during some parts of the first few episodes
  • “My car!!” “We’ll just buy another one” “I love being rich”
  • Every segment of Stan on the Cash Wheel show
  • Mabel excitedly talking about legs while Mermando just gets progressively more uncomfortable
  • “FROM HECK’S HEART I STABBETH THEE!!!”