aquafresh:

spyrofan12:

nek0-gami:

cats-scream:

aquafresh:

miss-krypton:

aquafresh:

To celebrate the release of Disney’s Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet, Aquafresh is teaming up with Disney to make Wreck-It Ralph inspired toothpaste, flavored just like Ralph’s favorite food, Bricks!

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To celebrate the release of Disney’s Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet, Aquafresh is teaming up with Disney to make Wreck-It Ralph inspired toothpaste, flavored just like Ralph’s favorite food, Bricks!

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*sigh* To celebrate the release of Disney’s Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet, Aquafresh is teaming up with Disney to make Wreck-It Ralph inspired toothpaste, flavored just like Ralph’s favorite food, Bricks!

Let’s ask a better question: why bricks of all things?

Ralph’s favorite food, Bricks!

chauvinistsushi:

saintkathryn:

amby-jane:

let-them-not-weep:

I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me

Blue hair

Honestly this is how colored hair works. Adult men automatically assume that I have loud opinions and will talk back to them (they are correct and have learned from experience), but children compliment me all the time.

i feel like in myths goddesses and fairies already have that relationship trope with men and children

yipyap:

snakegay:

2015: glitch that basically let people fuck with post formatting and everything looked like this

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2018: staff ignored the spambot problem for like years at this point and the app was removed from the app store as a result of the site being absolutely fucking laden with spambots, which finally motivated them to do something about it, resulting in a hastily made protocol to detect bots utterly failing and deleting half of the sites userbase

wow wait what

barabones:

Knowing how tumblrs going, I won’t be surprised if they try to roll out some bullshit like…… an unannounced update where any post that doesn’t have more than 2k notes after 1 month of creation will just be deleted without warning. But it will be okay cause they will also add animated glitter font to text posts or something.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asymbina:

argumate:

argumate:

argumate:

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

apricops said: hooded figures chanting “no easy outs from this bullshit”

“you can quit the game, but the game keeps playing”

the Church of Grudging Resignation

It doesn’t worship an ancient horror so much as it just constantly pesters them to wake up and destroy the planet but it refuses to do so