literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess
me: oh my god she was a Princess
Bitch mariposa didnt go through all that shit to get her wings just for you to write her off as royalty. Home girl had to work her ass off.
Wasn’t that Elina, not Mariposa? Mariposa was a butterfly fairy, she always had her wings – it was Elina that couldn’t fly until she got the necklace from the Enchantress.
Though you are correct in that Mariposa wasn’t a princess, either.
You’re completely right. Elina had to go everywhere just to get wings.
literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess
me: oh my god she was a Princess
Bitch mariposa didnt go through all that shit to get her wings just for you to write her off as royalty. Home girl had to work her ass off.
Wasn’t that Elina, not Mariposa? Mariposa was a butterfly fairy, she always had her wings – it was Elina that couldn’t fly until she got the necklace from the Enchantress.
Though you are correct in that Mariposa wasn’t a princess, either.
who remembers barbie as the princess and the pauper? now THAT’S a movie that deserves a broadway-bound stage adaptation. the barking cat might be hard to cast but it’s a challenge i’d be willing to take on
I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??
And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!
Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!
Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!
I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.
I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.
BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT
Please stop reblogging this post. I promise I’m not a mass murderer, a necromancer, or an executioner with a weird side hobby. I just wanted to work on some dolls. I thought the context was obvious. How did it come to this.
Curvy MtM Dancer Barbie says: tumblr user @trufflesmushroom would never mutilate a real human corpse!! Chopping up people’s remains isn’t very hip!! Trust your fellow bloggers!!
I think we all have these conversations when we say stuff like this and think how normal people would react and this post is just a goldmine of reactions wow
No offense but the Barbie movies had to have shitty cgi and compulsory heterosexuality otherwise they would have been far too powerful
Princess and the Pauper was totally a watered down version of a poly relationship. They literally had a wedding together and then went on a honeymoon together. The wedding song implies that Anneliese and Erica are going to be with each other for their whole lives.
Even if you don’t believe in that or think it’s not obvious enough, Barbie movies are nowhere near as “complusively heterosexual” as Disney movies. Barbie, more often than not, saves herself.
Examples: Barbie as Repunzel, she is clever enough to trap Gothel using her art. A Pearl Princess, Lumina restrains her uncle with her pearl magic.
Further, there are often no typical “compulsive heterosexual” happy endings. That song I have linked for Princess and the Pauper shows Erica coming back after she decided she wanted to travel the world and sing instead of marry. Diamond Castle shows Liana (Barbie) and her friend Alexa (Theresa) living happily together in their home at the end of the movie, despite both having a love interest.
Finally, there are several Barbie movies with no love interests in them whatsoever.
Examples: A Mermaid Tale 1 & 2, Barbie Fairytopia and Barbie Mermaidia, Barbie and her sisters movies (Puppy Chase, Puppy Adventure, Perfect Christmas, In a Pony Tale), etc.
Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt
ive been talking about this for ages since she said in her interview with people’s magazine that her celeb crushes were Zendaya and Taylor Swift. (July 11, 2015) but nobody has listened until now! she was canonically declared as bi two whole years ago! 🙂
Children playing with Barbies in media:“This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”
Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”
Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect
Don’t ask me why I know this.
i thought this was a constable frozen edit
Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi
Barbie and the heat death of the universe
The movie OPENS with THIS SHOT!
Holy… Shit!
SUPER-BAFFLED how good the designs and rendering looks for a BARBIE film. This scene feels like hybrid of Clone Wars and FFX mixed in with some Overwatch-style polish and hero framing.
She also has a proper HANDSOME SPACE DAD wearing the Winter Fashion Catalog from Star Wars’ Hoth planet, and gives her sagely advice from their missing (possibly dead?) DEAD WIFE/MOM when she doubts herself about trying to save the galaxy.
I am STILL trying to process this reality.
Considering how legit good Life In the Dreamhouse was, I’m not too surprised.
I never thought I’d say this…but I might have to see this.
….I want it. Is this out? I want it.
Barbie is so legit tho. People don’t understand how damn legit. The majority of Barbie movies are SOLID, bro. I am a huge fan.
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