normal-horoscopes:

Aries: It is in your best interest to collect the filth from the floors of movie theaters and build a servant out of it.

Taurus: Two strangers meet in a Mediterranean country that does not exist. They discuss silver and poison and the nature of madness.

Gemini: What terrible hands see not what they grasp. Such greed an indigence will lead to starvation, if it ever comes.

Cancer: There are things that cannot be described, their horror is fluid and ever changing. They fear the scarlet knights.

Leo: A baptism is a thing of purity. All things have an opposite.

Virgo: As you run along these colossal abandoned buttresses, the sun sets. This place was not meant for your kind and your presence is only a technicality

Libra: Time is not worth saving.

Scorpio: The world-breathers are tiny. So small you cant see them with the naked eye. The abominations are but their hosts.

Ophiuchus: Your eyes cant lie to you if you dont have any eyes.

Sagittarius: As far as you know death is only the beginning of the story.

Capricorn: A broken oath will not result in any sort of divine retribution. The retribution you would face is very, very, mortal.

Aquarius: You can keep the wings.

Pisces: Fortune favors the armed.