alexander hamilton: 17 is the best number of all time and anyone who contradicts can meet me in the pit
aaron burr: oh no please don’t do this ill kinkshame you
john laurens: [about our class turtle] he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr. turtnited states
lafayette: [screeches] MINI CROISSAAAAAAAAAANTS
hercules mulligan: my scarf protects me from harm
george washington: if you call me daddy again i will literally kick your ass
angelica schuyler: [2 hours late to school] sorry feminism called
eliza schuyler: dont worry, its my sole purpose in life to be overlooked
peggy schuyler: merp
king george: [in swivel chair] PUSH ME AROUND TINY PEASANTS
thomas jefferson: talk french to me english can go fuck itself
james madison: if i was a mcdonalds order i would be a milkshake and small cry
philip hamilton: [puts hands up] i am the sun
maria reynolds: the answer is me cause im a ten bitches