Scarlet: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-
Herb: You sleep with a sparkly teddy bear I gave you.
Scarlet: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
Tag: despicable me
Lucy: Owning a taser makes me curious about how it feels, so I’d probably taser myself.
Lucy: That’s probably why Gru kept my taser.
Gru: I have no heart. Love is for fools. I’m a Badass Bitch™ who doesn’t need anyone in my li-
Lucy: Hi!
Gru: …Well fuck
Lucy: I failed my safety course today.
Gru: What happened?
Lucy: They asked me ‘in events of a fire, what steps should I take’.
Gru: And what did you say?
Lucy: Apparently ‘freaking large ones’ wasn’t the right answer.
he’s gru, she’s lucy, together they’re…glu
I love you. I-I mean, I love the way that you beat up criminals!
Gru to Lucy (via incorrectdespicablemequotes)
Person: I hate you.
Lucy: ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Person: I hate Gru.
Lucy: (ง’̀-‘́)ง
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