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[10:01:26 AM] Yuki: what if the entire series was just black org people and our heroes playing a pen and paper campaign
[10:01:41 AM] Detective Ran: Also I support that
[10:01:47 AM | Edited 10:02:00 AM] Melkior: “Vodka and I go to tropical land and nobody FUCKS IT UP.”
[10:02:01 AM] Yuki: dm rolls
dm: things get fucked up
[10:02:06 AM] Melkior: “Because they are all dead”
[10:02:24 AM] Yuki: Shinichi writes in a trait of “attract murder cases”
[10:02:34 AM] Detective Ran: Yes
[10:02:50 AM] Yuki: Gin gets revenge on Shinichi for ruining his and Vodka’s date by turning him into a little kid
[10:02:53 AM] Yuki: this fixes nothing
[10:03:10 AM] Melkior: THIS FIXES NOTHING
[10:04:04 AM] Yuki: Vermouth is probably the GM
[10:04:18 AM] Yuki: adds in her own character with an unlockable tragic backstory
[10:04:26 AM] Yuki: starts fucking around with everyone when NO ONE CARES ABOUT IT
[10:04:31 AM] Yuki: SHE SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON IT DAMMIT
[10:04:45 AM] Detective Ran: Good
[10:05:00 AM] Detective Ran: Dcmk tabletop RPG au
[10:05:23 AM] Yuki: yes
[10:05:38 AM] Detective Ran: I accept this
[10:07:35 AM] Yuki: Shinichi accuses Ran of using OOC knowledge about his character being Conan. Ran argues that he’s TOO FUCKIN’ OBVIOUS YOU DORK but throws up her hands and goes along with him
[10:07:52 AM] Detective Ran: Pffft
[10:10:11 AM] Detective Ran: Perfect
[10:10:59 AM] Yuki: Kaito’s that guy who has real life obligations and only pops in every session or so just to fuck with everyone
[10:12:28 AM] Yuki: he always rolls nat 20s too. somehow
[10:14:35 AM] Yuki: except for that time Sera got a nat 20 to flying sidekick him in the face. he failed his dodge roll
[10:15:09 AM] Melkior: Dmck tabletop omfg if Vermouth is DM she is a TROLL
[10:15:19 AM] Melkior: TROLOLOING THE WHOLE TIME
[10:15:20 AM] Yuki: she is yes
[10:15:33 AM] Yuki: because NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER WORLDBUILDING OR DETAILED CHARACTERS
[10:15:41 AM] Yuki: SO FUCK EVERYONE
[10:17:16 AM] Melkior:  So lET THE WORLD BURN
[10:18:17 AM] Yuki: Shinichi keeps wanting to do detective stuff instead of the plot and Gin keeps bugging her asking her when he can show up and do stuff
[10:19:06 AM] Yuki: Akai comes in just so Gin can have a plotline and Shinichi fucks it all up
[10:20:40 AM] Yuki: Akai dies and Vermouth tells him to make a new character. Akai just erases the name and writes a new one. Vermouth just gives him a look before going “you know…fuck it, I’ll allow it”
[10:20:50 AM] Melkior: Gin just wants to play too but gin playing means gin tries to kill the other players because game = kill right?
[10:21:03 AM] Melkior: OMFG
[10:23:44 AM] Detective Ran: I’m imagining the SIZE of the fucking room they’d need
[10:24:03 AM] Detective Ran: -rents out a convention center once a month-
[10:24:06 AM] Yuki: it started out small in someone’s basement and people kept wanting to join so they had to move somewhere else
[10:24:08 AM] Yuki: ahahaha
[10:25:50 AM] Yuki: Akai levels up and instead of raising his stats or anything, he just puts everything into Cooking
[10:26:45 AM] Detective Ran: Actually DC being a tabletop would explain why the plot moves at the pace of not at all
[10:27:01 AM] Detective Ran: Nobody gives a fuck about it
[10:27:03 AM] Yuki: yes
[10:27:05 AM] Yuki: ahaha
[10:28:05 AM] Yuki: it started out serious but Things happened
[10:28:18 AM] Detective Ran: And now cooking and memes
[10:29:42 AM] Detective Ran: Yuki – Today 1:28 PM
> it started out serious but Things happened
Every group activity ever designed
[10:29:52 AM] Yuki: srsly
[10:30:49 AM] Detective Ran: And if it’s meant to be silly it either gets worse or becomes serious
[10:35:27 AM] Yuki: Shinichi keeps putting levels into his “Murder Magnet” trait
[10:35:33 AM] Yuki: Vermouth: WHY
[10:35:40 AM] Yuki: Shinichi: because I’m a detective
[10:35:44 AM] Melkior: Oh no
[10:35:47 AM] Yuki: and so nothing got done
[10:36:42 AM] Melkior: But Omg Fucking it because DETECTIVE
[10:37:20 AM] Yuki: Vermouth keeps failing Will and Spot checks for the npcs too so no one spots the obvious Conan or the obvious SLEEPING Kogoro